January 19, 2012 Leave a comment
There are many fake things in D.C. politics. Promises, speeches, threats, Presidents *coughWcough.* But the fakeness is possibly at an all time high. Many have theorized that the current Mrs. Gingrich is actually a poorly constructed sex doll.
Many have not thought about this until someone mentions “I think Mrs. Gingrich is a sex doll.” To which case everyone has replied “Ahhhhh yeah. I can definitely see that.” Let’s face it. Her skin is far too tight and nice to be a human. She rarely ever moves and definitely never speaks. That could be just because she is stricken with fear. Newt is a powerful man. But mainly because of that smile. It is kind of a lifeless, “yes I’m enjoying this” type of smile. A smile that has never left her face since she came onto the the political scene that is Newt’s life. It is possible that she is just constantly facing a giant fan, but what is much more likely, is that Newt outsourced finding his wife to the Japanese who created a cyborg that will undoubtedly have sex with him. If anyone gets close enough, touch her skin and email us at email@example.com. Let us know what her skin feels like and/or if she reacts.